Holy Mother Russia

The Empress of all the Russias was not amused. Even the antics of her favourite cabinet

The empress. She is not amused.

ministers failed to lift her spirits.

The unmitigated gall of those people! A Congress of the Great Powers is called, and she does not even receive notification, never mind an actual invitation!

Reminded further of the source of her pique, she hurls a goblet at a portrait of Fredrick, King of Prussia, hanging on the wall.

She misses, of course, but does succeed in shattering a number of egg like objects sitting on the sideboard underneath.

This worsens her temper. Those of her retainers permitted to move find a discreet corner to hide in, or in the case of some of those with better reactions and more svelte figures, a sturdy sideboard or cabinet to hide behind.

Excluded from the Congress! She would show them all.

She tapped her chief minion with her scepter and asked that Prince Akraxin be summoned to attend her at his earliest convenience. She then had to ask the underminion to convey the the message, as the chief minion appeared to have been completely incapacitated by her “light tap” and would not be in a condition to stand, never mind go and fetch someone, for some considerable time. Foui. Minions have no stamina these days.

Prince Philip Philipovich Akraxin entered the room in very short order, but with a caution born of experience.

After the ritual greetings and abasement were complete, he enquired how he could serve her imperial highness.

“Gather an army for a campaign in Europe. You will command it.” intoned the empress.

With the smoothness of a true courtier, Akraxin thanked her imperial highness for the signal honor, promised to uphold both her reputation and that of Holy Mother Russia on the field of Mars, and pledged to leave that day, no that very hour, on her mission.

He had just one minor question first. Her imperial highness would excuse him, he begged, he had been unwell, and therefore out of the flow of news (this was a complete untruth; Akraxin was so plugged in to the court gossip mill that it was claimed he knew the latest rumor before it had begun). However, he was unaware that the country was currently at war with anyone….

“It will be” answered her imperial highness “by the time you have the army assembled”.

The army of Prince Philip Philipovich Akraxin currently consists of :

ID Unit Training Type Points Notes
1 Kargopolski Horse Grenadiers Regular Trained Cavalry 6 Promoted after Offstein Bridge, Broken at Palude di Rigatoni
2 Narvski Horse Grenadiers Regular Trained Cavalry 6 Promoted after Offstein Bridge, Broken at Palude di Rigatoni
3 Moscovski Dragoons Regular Trained Cavalry 6 Promoted after Offstein Bridge
4 1/Nizegorodski Dragoons Regular Trained Cavalry 6 Promoted after Wintergrad
5 Jaeger Irregular Infantry 3
6 Jaeger Irregular Infantry 3
7 1/1st Moskovski Regular Trained Infantry 6 Broken at Palude di Rigatoni
8 1/Tchernogovski Regular Trained Infantry 6 Broken at Offstein Bridge, Broken at Palude di Rigatoni
9 1/Troitski Regular Trained Infantry 6 Broken at Offstein Bridge, Broken at Palude di Rigatoni
10 2/Troitski Regular Trained Infantry 6 Promoted after Wintergrad, Broken at Palude di Rigatoni
11 1/2nd Moskovski Regular Trained Infantry 6 Broken at Palude di Rigatoni
12 2/2nd Moskovski Regular Trained Infantry 6 Broken at Offstein Bridge
13 1/1st Grenadiers Regular Trained Infantry 6 Broken at Offstein Bridge, Promoted after Palude di Rigatoni
14 2/1st Grenadiers Regular Trained Infantry 6 Broken at Offstein Bridge
15 1/2nd Grenadiers Regular Trained Infantry 6 Promoted after Wintergrad, Broken at Palude di Rigatoni
16 2/2nd Grenadiers Regular Trained Infantry 6 Promoted after Wintergrad, Broken at Palude di Rigatoni
17 1st Battery Artillery 1
15 2nd Battery Artillery 2
16 3rd Battery Artillery 3
C1 Rally to the Colors National Advantage 12
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